Gay Minions, Mother of the Week and Portrait of a Lady on Fire
This unique combination of words cannot be found in the Bible.
I'm seeing a lot of people ask if the Minions worked for Hitler when the question we should really be asking is if the Minions are gay?
So it turns out Minions are actually kind of gay. Or at least some of them are if these freaky little make-out sessions in the background are anything to go by.
You know what? Representation matters.
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Mother of the Week
Where Mothers Come To Mother
Welcome back to Mother of the Week where we celebrate icons who have been Mother to us all.
You must love this week's pick, especially through her wild days. I confess she might be good for the soul.
Have you guessed who it is yet?
